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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:41

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I maintain my hair extensions/wigs?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
No way
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..