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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Earth’s Magnetic Field Failed 41,000 Years Ago – The Catastrophic Event That Altered Human Evolution Forever - Indian Defence Review

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

iFixit is retroactively giving the Nintendo Switch a 4/10 on repairability - The Verge

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I maintain my hair extensions/wigs?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

No way

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Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

No go.

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..